Saturday, August 11, 2018

Review: Delmira Smooth Seamless Minimizer





Yeah, so, I don't like minimizer styles. I'm just not a fan of the smooshed-down, wide, flattened look/feel they generally give. Except when I am. 

Minimizers are way more popular in the U.S. than elsewhere; I'm not sure why. Best guess: mass market clothing options are designed to fit a C-cup or so and the purpose of minimizers is to reduce bust projection, generally around 1-3". That can make the crucial difference for crowbarring yourself into, for example, a traditional button-down shirt, or a non-stretch fabric. The other time this style is useful? PMS tenderness and swelling.

Beauty

We're skipping this category because minimizers are utilitarian, and the way they are designed to fit doesn't really lend itself to beauty of shape or form. The best you can hope for is some color.
Image result for delimira minimizer bra
Delmira Smooth Seamless Minimizer  


This is a version of the Bali Passion Minimizer, an extremely popular bra. (I know - it is hilariously misnamed.)  It also reminds me a great deal of the prettier Lilyette Keyhole Plunge Minimizer, a bra I loved 10 years ago, when I was a 36F and a 38DDD was a good fit. (However, they changed to a cheaper, scratchy fabric some years ago.) Luckily, Delmira sizing runs well beyond that.
Image result for lilyette keyhole plunge

Lilyette Plunge Into Comfort Keyhole Minimizer

Comfort

Fabric.  This is where the majority of the comfort comes from: silky nylon with a high spandex content that gives lots of stretch. Because the fabric is substantial, there is no bounce. Together, these are very comforting if you have swelling and tenderness.

Wires.  Flexible, foam-wrapped and sandwiched between the fabric layers. This style always gives a ridiculous level of comfort - & is ridiculously rare. I find it incredibly annoying that cushioned wires are not standard on bras. Especially large cup sizes.  These wires are so soothing at PMS time as they can flex and adjust to size fluctuation without any digging.

Cups.   Yep, this is really how the style is supposed to fit. You can see it on the model above, too. That space at the bottom of the cup is part of the minimizing fit.
The wires are wider than necessary, combined with a flat section just above the wire, and an elongated cup shape. All together, this acts to redistribute boob  tissue vertically while also holding the boob close to the chest. Result: reduced projection; in my case, by about 2".

Shape.  Because the wires are medium-width, not hugely wide as some minimizer styles can be, you don't get a wide, flattened shape from the front, which is a nice plus.

Gore.  I've never heard of a gore that tacks in a minimizer style. That would defeat the purpose of reducing and softening projection. It is going to float, in my case, quite a lot, and it's supposed to.

When Do I Wear It?

Specifically, under this top. That is the entire reason I bought it.

This top has an empire waist and there is a seam right below the (neither stretchy, nor especially generous) bustline. Without a minimizer bra, that seam would creep up and be sitting right across my boobs, rather than beneath them, rendering the top completely unwearable. With one, however, the top fits as it is meant to. 

Size:  40F  (this is my size in all Delmira I've tried, so they are very consistent). Fits like a UK 40G or Euro 40H. 

Price point: under $20
 

Review: Delmira Smooth Seamless Minimizer





Yeah, so, I don't like minimizer styles. I'm just not a fan of the smooshed-down, wide, flattened look/feel they generally give. Except when I am. 

Minimizers are way more popular in the U.S. than elsewhere; I'm not sure why. Best guess: mass market clothing options are designed to fit a C-cup or so and the purpose of minimizers is to reduce bust projection, generally around 1-3". That can make the crucial difference for crowbarring yourself into, for example, a traditional button-down shirt, or a non-stretch fabric. The other time this style is useful? PMS tenderness and swelling.

Beauty

We're skipping this category because minimizers are utilitarian, and the way they are designed to fit doesn't really lend itself to beauty of shape or form. The best you can hope for is some color.
Image result for delimira minimizer bra
Delmira Smooth Seamless Minimizer  


This is a version of the Bali Passion Minimizer, an extremely popular bra. (I know - it is hilariously misnamed.)  It also reminds me a great deal of the prettier Lilyette Keyhole Plunge Minimizer, a bra I loved 10 years ago, when I was a 36F and a 38DDD was a good fit. (However, they changed to a cheaper, scratchy fabric some years ago.) Luckily, Delmira sizing runs well beyond that.
Image result for lilyette keyhole plunge

Lilyette Plunge Into Comfort Keyhole Minimizer

Comfort

Fabric.  This is where the majority of the comfort comes from: silky nylon with a high spandex content that gives lots of stretch. Because the fabric is substantial, there is no bounce. Together, these are very comforting if you have swelling and tenderness.

Wires.  Flexible, foam-wrapped and sandwiched between the fabric layers. This style always gives a ridiculous level of comfort - & is ridiculously rare. I find it incredibly annoying that cushioned wires are not standard on bras. Especially large cup sizes.  These wires are so soothing at PMS time as they can flex and adjust to size fluctuation without any digging.

Cups.   Yep, this is really how the style is supposed to fit. You can see it on the model above, too. That space at the bottom of the cup is part of the minimizing fit.
The wires are wider than necessary, combined with a flat section just above the wire, and an elongated cup shape. All together, this acts to redistribute boob  tissue vertically while also holding the boob close to the chest. Result: reduced projection; in my case, by about 2".

Shape.  Because the wires are medium-width, not hugely wide as some minimizer styles can be, you don't get a wide, flattened shape from the front, which is a nice plus.

Gore.  I've never heard of a gore that tacks in a minimizer style. That would defeat the purpose of reducing and softening projection. It is going to float, in my case, quite a lot, and it's supposed to.

When Do I Wear It?

Specifically, under this top. That is the entire reason I bought it.

This top has an empire waist and there is a seam right below the (neither stretchy, nor especially generous) bustline. Without a minimizer bra, that seam would creep up and be sitting right across my boobs, rather than beneath them, rendering the top completely unwearable. With one, however, the top fits as it is meant to. 

Size:  40F  (this is my size in all Delmira I've tried, so they are very consistent). Fits like a UK 40G or Euro 40H. 

Price point: under $20
 

Saturday, August 4, 2018

Review: Cacique Intuition Uplift Plunge bra (another holy grail!)

So I am going to have to re-think my bias regarding foam-dome T-shirt bras. Because this thing is THAT comfortable. 

I actually forgot I was wearing a bra for part of the afternoon. There is no higher bra praise than that.

You'll recall that our recent heatwave exposed a big hole in my bra-drobe and illustrated that there are times when nothing will do but a skin-toned T-shirt bra. Thankfully, today we're back to 65F and cloudy, but during the long muggy hot spell I ordered several options, with varying success: Cacique True Embrace, Natori Hypnotic Contour, and last week's Prima Donna Divine

Nutshell: simply amazing in every way. Including the price.

Update: this review is accurate for the beige colorway only.  
See notes under Sizing and new pics below.

Beauty

Minimalist styling that truly disappears under anything. The fabric has a shimmery golden quality that is quite pretty, and so much more flattering than the sickly yellowy beige that is often called 'skin tone'. There is a tiny teardrop keyhole at the gore. It does come in other colors & prints.





Comfort

I'll admit that my expectations were set to low, especially after the comfort of the Natori Hypnotic. It's hard to beat Natori for comfort (hence why I've reviewed so many of them here) but they are often not the best for shape.

Cups.   They are memory foam. I have a memory foam mattress, and shoes with that feature - and I love both. But it had not occurred to me to apply that 'fabric' to my boobs. And when I first held the Intuition, my first thought was Wow - this bra is heavy. Like a mattress for boobs. My 2nd thought was: This weighty contraption is going to make my boobs look gargantuan & blocky

Then I put it on. 


And reassessed every opinion I'd previously held on foam domes. Because the comfort was blissful. I do not often tumble into hyperbole when it comes to comfort - because I just don't encounter it that often. Perhaps once every year or two I will talk about angels singing in relation to a bra. But I cannot overstate how comfy the Intuition is. My boobs felt cradled and secure. The gore is low, but not too low and I did not shift toward the center; it's medium width and actually tacks on me due to the low height.

Cups are geared toward a balanced shape; the tops lie quite flat and are unlikely to gape on full-on-bottoms (who may want to drop a cup size), while the memory foam molds itself to accommodate my full-on-top shape.

Band.  And the news just keeps getting better. This is the most comfy band I've ever felt on my body. It is two layers of thick buttery-soft microfiber. Every bit of the elastic is covered. It fits like a second skin, remaining anchored and smooth; it moves with you and does not chafe. It is not too tall, either, so that was another welcome bonus. It is a bandless style; along with the weight of the foam, I expected this bra to be a fail on me. But, amazingly, no. The weight of the foam actually supports the boob weight from below, while also cushioning the bottom edge of the wire, so although it is sitting right against your chest, it does not dig in. 


I had actually gone up a band size, since the True Embrace band was lined in power-mesh and ran surprisingly tight. As there is no dreadful power-mesh in sight, turns out I really didn't need to do that, so I wear this on the middle hooks. Still, I might have gone up a size anyway due to this next feature.

Wires.  They are low. This fills me with So. Much. Joy. I do not want side chub, back fat, or any part of my armpit involved in my bra cup. Instead, I insist that wires accommodate my own shape and not interfere with muscle or fluffy bits. These do that beautifully. 

Straps.  Padded, but not too wide or thick, they add another layer of comfort. They stay in place and move with you.

Shape. Here was the biggest surprise for me. The Intuition gives a great shape under clothing. It is actually the opposite of big and blocky. This is strange, wonderful magic.




Compromises

Heat.  The only one I can see is that you may not want to choose this bra if you live in a very hot, humid climate, say the American South. That's also the main drawback of a memory foam mattress: they can feel hot. I was very comfy in a normal air-conditioned building, but when I went to pull a few weeds on an 80F day with 80% humidity, I very quickly felt too warm. But those are not the usual conditions in which you'd be wearing this bra. 


When Do I Wear It?

Under super thin and clingy fabric, like modal or silk. You will get complete nippie camouflage, if that's important to you - personally, it's only important to me in a professional setting. More important to me: I get a very smooth line, with no double-bubble. It is actually more comfy than the Natori Hypnotic Contour which is already holy grail status for me, and gives a better shape, too. I would choose the Natori in very hot weather, if I was going to be outside, but when I want a perfect, rounder shape, and ultimate comfort, this is my go to.

Size:  42DDD/F. This is US sizing, so you just need to go with it. It fits me like a looser UK 40G or a Euro 40H. Cacique bands run tight; you do need to add +4 inches to your own measurement. Cups run generous and wires medium width. 

Update:   I bought this bra in another colorway, a pretty blue floral-on-white, and it has a completely different fit. 
This is the exact same size as the beige version, but I am basically almost tumbling out of the cups here. I would say they run a full cup size small in this colorway. The band is also about 1/2 size smaller.


I can hardly believe this is the same bra. It is definitely not as comfortable as the beige. I would expect this kind of sizing difference if it were a black bra, as the dye is known to make clothing in that color run smaller. But this...no. 

Based on the sizing differences I experienced with the True Embrace, I have to consider that Cacique sizing is very inconsistent. This is always annoying, but can make a brand impractical if you have to purchase exclusively online and cannot try each colorway, in each different style, in person.

Price Point: Full retail: $50. I paid $20 on eBay. 
And here is the perfect example of price having no correlation to comfort.

Review: Cacique Intuition Uplift Plunge bra (another holy grail!)

So I am going to have to re-think my bias regarding foam-dome T-shirt bras. Because this thing is THAT comfortable. 

I actually forgot I was wearing a bra for part of the afternoon. There is no higher bra praise than that.

You'll recall that our recent heatwave exposed a big hole in my bra-drobe and illustrated that there are times when nothing will do but a skin-toned T-shirt bra. Thankfully, today we're back to 65F and cloudy, but during the long muggy hot spell I ordered several options, with varying success: Cacique True Embrace, Natori Hypnotic Contour, and last week's Prima Donna Divine

Nutshell: simply amazing in every way. Including the price.

Update: this review is accurate for the beige colorway only.  
See notes under Sizing and new pics below.

Beauty

Minimalist styling that truly disappears under anything. The fabric has a shimmery golden quality that is quite pretty, and so much more flattering than the sickly yellowy beige that is often called 'skin tone'. There is a tiny teardrop keyhole at the gore. It does come in other colors & prints.





Comfort

I'll admit that my expectations were set to low, especially after the comfort of the Natori Hypnotic. It's hard to beat Natori for comfort (hence why I've reviewed so many of them here) but they are often not the best for shape.

Cups.   They are memory foam. I have a memory foam mattress, and shoes with that feature - and I love both. But it had not occurred to me to apply that 'fabric' to my boobs. And when I first held the Intuition, my first thought was Wow - this bra is heavy. Like a mattress for boobs. My 2nd thought was: This weighty contraption is going to make my boobs look gargantuan & blocky

Then I put it on. 


And reassessed every opinion I'd previously held on foam domes. Because the comfort was blissful. I do not often tumble into hyperbole when it comes to comfort - because I just don't encounter it that often. Perhaps once every year or two I will talk about angels singing in relation to a bra. But I cannot overstate how comfy the Intuition is. My boobs felt cradled and secure. The gore is low, but not too low and I did not shift toward the center; it's medium width and actually tacks on me due to the low height.

Cups are geared toward a balanced shape; the tops lie quite flat and are unlikely to gape on full-on-bottoms (who may want to drop a cup size), while the memory foam molds itself to accommodate my full-on-top shape.

Band.  And the news just keeps getting better. This is the most comfy band I've ever felt on my body. It is two layers of thick buttery-soft microfiber. Every bit of the elastic is covered. It fits like a second skin, remaining anchored and smooth; it moves with you and does not chafe. It is not too tall, either, so that was another welcome bonus. It is a bandless style; along with the weight of the foam, I expected this bra to be a fail on me. But, amazingly, no. The weight of the foam actually supports the boob weight from below, while also cushioning the bottom edge of the wire, so although it is sitting right against your chest, it does not dig in. 


I had actually gone up a band size, since the True Embrace band was lined in power-mesh and ran surprisingly tight. As there is no dreadful power-mesh in sight, turns out I really didn't need to do that, so I wear this on the middle hooks. Still, I might have gone up a size anyway due to this next feature.

Wires.  They are low. This fills me with So. Much. Joy. I do not want side chub, back fat, or any part of my armpit involved in my bra cup. Instead, I insist that wires accommodate my own shape and not interfere with muscle or fluffy bits. These do that beautifully. 

Straps.  Padded, but not too wide or thick, they add another layer of comfort. They stay in place and move with you.

Shape. Here was the biggest surprise for me. The Intuition gives a great shape under clothing. It is actually the opposite of big and blocky. This is strange, wonderful magic.




Compromises

Heat.  The only one I can see is that you may not want to choose this bra if you live in a very hot, humid climate, say the American South. That's also the main drawback of a memory foam mattress: they can feel hot. I was very comfy in a normal air-conditioned building, but when I went to pull a few weeds on an 80F day with 80% humidity, I very quickly felt too warm. But those are not the usual conditions in which you'd be wearing this bra. 


When Do I Wear It?

Under super thin and clingy fabric, like modal or silk. You will get complete nippie camouflage, if that's important to you - personally, it's only important to me in a professional setting. More important to me: I get a very smooth line, with no double-bubble. It is actually more comfy than the Natori Hypnotic Contour which is already holy grail status for me, and gives a better shape, too. I would choose the Natori in very hot weather, if I was going to be outside, but when I want a perfect, rounder shape, and ultimate comfort, this is my go to.

Size:  42DDD/F. This is US sizing, so you just need to go with it. It fits me like a looser UK 40G or a Euro 40H. Cacique bands run tight; you do need to add +4 inches to your own measurement. Cups run generous and wires medium width. 

Update:   I bought this bra in another colorway, a pretty blue floral-on-white, and it has a completely different fit. 
This is the exact same size as the beige version, but I am basically almost tumbling out of the cups here. I would say they run a full cup size small in this colorway. The band is also about 1/2 size smaller.


I can hardly believe this is the same bra. It is definitely not as comfortable as the beige. I would expect this kind of sizing difference if it were a black bra, as the dye is known to make clothing in that color run smaller. But this...no. 

Based on the sizing differences I experienced with the True Embrace, I have to consider that Cacique sizing is very inconsistent. This is always annoying, but can make a brand impractical if you have to purchase exclusively online and cannot try each colorway, in each different style, in person.

Price Point: Full retail: $50. I paid $20 on eBay. 
And here is the perfect example of price having no correlation to comfort.